So I popped out at lunchtime to buy a sandwich from the local corner shop, I was only a couple of minutes and when I came out there was a Traffic Warden writing a ticket.
"Please, I've only been a couple of minutes, it's Christmas, give us a break, please".
"Started writing the ticket, can't not complete it now - you know the car shouldn't be parked here".
"Look it's not a dangerous place".
"I've got rules I have to follow."
"That's what the Nazi's said".
"The tyres look a little low to me Sir, I think I had better report them."
I think I might have swore at him a bit more then as he started filling out a third form.
"Look it is no good getting angry at me, your car's been done and that is that!"
"My Car? - it's not my car, I walked here from the office".