Flying Pig Wishes
I know what I want for 2004: A chance to use "Flying Pig Airlines" next time I cross the Pond.
Just imagine: a compulsory Sandridge Farm Wiltshire Cure Bacon Sandwich on check in.
On board a light meal of Nigella's Coca Cola Ham with Parsley Sauce and Mashed King Edwards, followed by a main meal of Roast Pork with Crackling.
Sit back on the pigskin seats with a glass of Pig's Nose whisky and a bowl of Pork Scratchings watching Babe for the tenth time.
I know I would love to fly on such an airline - I wonder who wouldn't?