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Flying Pig Wishes

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I know what I want for 2004: A chance to use "Flying Pig Airlines" next time I cross the Pond.

Just imagine: a compulsory Sandridge Farm Wiltshire Cure Bacon Sandwich on check in.
On board a light meal of Nigella's Coca Cola Ham with Parsley Sauce and Mashed King Edwards, followed by a main meal of Roast Pork with Crackling.
Sit back on the pigskin seats with a glass of Pig's Nose whisky and a bowl of Pork Scratchings watching Babe for the tenth time.

I know I would love to fly on such an airline - I wonder who wouldn't?

Comments

So you'll be flying on Pan Ham then?

& lets not forget Japham Airlines.......or BAcon.......Lufthamser........maybe Aerotrot(ers).....Singapork Airlines................

& more......the Greek one, Olympig........

......plus Air Hamider......one for the Muslims, Pakiham International Airlines......no no its all toooooo much

Did my comment on Free Market Fairy Tales inspire this post?

you never know, Phil,

but what about Ryham Air!

Flying Pig Wishes!?

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