Flying Pig Wishes
I know what I want for 2004: A chance to use "Flying Pig Airlines" next time I cross the Pond.
Just imagine: a compulsory Sandridge Farm Wiltshire Cure Bacon Sandwich on check in.
On board a light meal of Nigella's Coca Cola Ham with Parsley Sauce and Mashed King Edwards, followed by a main meal of Roast Pork with Crackling.
Sit back on the pigskin seats with a glass of Pig's Nose whisky and a bowl of Pork Scratchings watching Babe for the tenth time.
I know I would love to fly on such an airline - I wonder who wouldn't?
Comments
So you'll be flying on Pan Ham then?
Posted by: Mr Free Market | January 2, 2004 2:39 PM
& lets not forget Japham Airlines.......or BAcon.......Lufthamser........maybe Aerotrot(ers).....Singapork Airlines................
Posted by: Mr Free Market | January 2, 2004 2:45 PM
& more......the Greek one, Olympig........
Posted by: Mr Free Market | January 2, 2004 2:48 PM
......plus Air Hamider......one for the Muslims, Pakiham International Airlines......no no its all toooooo much
Posted by: Mr Free Market | January 2, 2004 2:57 PM
Did my comment on Free Market Fairy Tales inspire this post?
Posted by: phil | January 3, 2004 4:31 AM
you never know, Phil,
but what about Ryham Air!
Posted by: Mr Free Market | January 5, 2004 4:48 PM
Flying Pig Wishes!?
Posted by: pugovitca | May 18, 2006 1:24 AM