The Full English
The full English Breakfast is one of our national treasures - sadly it is only in Hotels that most of us ever eat nowadays.
Munching my way through the sausage this morning under the eye of the feckwit Manager of the hotel I was reminded of my Vegetarian friend saying that he enjoyed a Full English with Quorn Sausages, Veggie Bacon etc. I queried whether it could taste as good as proper bacon and eggs.
"Probably not, but then I always have a line of Coke first so I don't really care."
I think I will stick to my rashers....