Cash-strapped teenagers are using crisp packets as condoms because they cannot afford the real thing, say experts.
My ignorance is showing again.
The Marmite crisp packet I have to hand has a diameter of 3 1/3rd inches - and a length of 7 inches. It is gritty and salty with sharp edges.
What are they doing?
Of course the answer is more free condoms, more money into the health service, more Teenage Pregnancy Coordinators. Not a word about personal responsibility or the fact that these poor teenagers who can't afford to buy a condom are decked out in the most expensive Chav gear possible. But then who cares, getting preganant enables the stupid to get a council house and never have to worry about getting a job.