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Top 100 - no no no

Top 100 Beautiful Women: www.smh.com.au

The women were chosen for their "embodiment of natural beauty, healthy living, beautiful on the inside and out, with great skin and a natural glow to their personality, as well as their complexion",

1. Audrey Hepburn
2. Liv Tyler
3. Cate Blanchett
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Grace Kelly
6. Natalie Imbruglia
7. Juliette Binoche
8. Halle Berry
9. Helena Christensen
10. Elle Macpherson

I wouldn't disagree with the list too violently so far but the rest are below - but "natural" beauty, my arse, some of them are right old slappers - others I wouldn't kick out of bed for eating toast. I think I will rest awhile and reorder the list to my own liking, I maybe some time...

11. Cameron Diaz
12. Princess Diana
13. Kate Moss
14. Charlize Theron
15. Scarlett Johansson
16. Isabella Rossellini
17. Nigella Lawson
18. Beyonce Knowles
19. Madonna
20. Jamelia
21. Nicole Kidman
22. Monica Bellucci
23. Audrey Tatou
24. Vanessa Paradis
25. Julianne Moore
26. Jennifer Lopez
27. Marilyn Monroe
28. Julia Roberts
29. Liberty Ross
30. Kylie Minogue
31. Estelle Warren
32. Gisele Bundchen
33. Gwyneth Paltrow
34. Kate Winslet
35. Katharine Hepburn
36. Ava Gardner
37. Keira Knightley
38. Iman
39. Jerry Hall
40. Heidi Klum
41. Ursula Andress
42. Virginie Ledoyen
43. Sophie Dahl
44. Michelle Pfeiffer
45. Uma Thurman
46. Kim Catrell
47. Jennifer Aniston
48. Eva Herzigova
49. Brigitte Bardot
50. Felicity Kendal
51. Claudia Schiffer
52. Jacqueline Kennedy
53. Marlene Dietrich
54. Milla Jovovitch
55. Lucy Liu
56. Penelope Cruz
57. Neve Campbell
58. Sharon Stone
59. Vivien Leigh
60. Sophie Marceau
61. Linda Evangelista
62. Dido
63. Catherine Zeta Jones
64. Jessica Lange
65. Ingrid Bergman
66. Greta Garbo
67. Jodie Kidd
68. Laetitia Casta
69. Princess Caroline of Monaco
70. Kathleen Turner
71. Rachel Weisz
72. Naomi Campbell
73. Grace Jones
74. Christie Turlington
75. Famke Jensen
76. Catherine Deneuve
77. Cindy Crawford
78. Heather Graham
79. Judy Garland
80. Ginger Rogers
81. Sophia Loren
82. Yasmin Le Bon
83. Kirsten Dunst
84. Sandra Bullock
85. Melanie Sykes
86. Cleopatra
87. Lisa Snowdon
88. Rita Hayworth
89. Katie Holmes
90. Honor Blackman
91. Joely Richardson
92. Joanna Lumley
93. Andie MacDowell
94. Alicia Silverstone
95. Cat Deeley
96. Rene Russo
97. Sienna Miller
98. Rachel Hunter
99. Jade Jagger
100. Kelly Brook


Ingrid Bergman at 65 and Michelle Pheiffer at 44...get real.
I agree that Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn should be in the top ten, but the next 40 with few exceptions are pretty much 'tits on a stick'...And several have faces that would make a freight train take a dirt road.
I will await your list...it has to be better.

I have a feeling the list doesn't relate to them 'now' - I'm pretty sure Cleopatra is dead and I know that Ginger Rogers is! But Bergman in her day was stunning and is still a handsome woman. Look at Isabella Rosselini (#16).

LAUREN BACALL - where the hell is her name? - should be in the top ten for when she was in her prime, and even now aged 7? she is damn fine looking. To name drop she came in to a NY resturant I was eating at and sat at the next table about four years ago. Before I recognised her I thought what a good looking woman. And her voice was wonderful to eavesdrop. Gerontophilia, I don't care, without her the list is not worth a hill of beans. You do know how to whistle, don't you...

Veronica Lake? Hello?

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