German Jokes part three
This blog is proud of its world renown repository of German Jokes so thanks to Freedom and Whisky for pointing to me to a few more Teutonic Rib-ticklers -
Scotland on Sunday - Top Stories - 'Cheap' Scots tell German jokers, nein danke!
THE Germans have a great sense of humour; the problem is they reserve it for the Scots, as these examples show.
Scots traditionally marry on February 29, goes the joke, so that they only need to celebrate their anniversary once every four years.
How can you tell that the trawler coming to the harbour is from Scotland? There are no seagulls in its wake.
"I've received some photos from my Scottish pen pal?" "What do they look like?" "Don't know. Have to get them developed first."
Two Scots fall down a crevasse while in the mountains. The mountain watch is alerted, and the rescue team appears. "Hello, we're from the Red Cross," one rescuer says. The reply comes from below, "You're getting no donations from us."
Hey anyone that laughs at the Scots can't be all bad...