Get orf moi land..
You may have caiught the story
"A 73-year-old farmer has been arrested after allegedly using a shotgun to shoot a burglar who was caught on his property.
The man called police after seeing a suspected thief on his farm in Ockbrook, near Derby, at around 6am.
The suspected burglar fled the farm but was later discovered nearby with a minor wound in his leg caused by shotgun pellets.
I think The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler covers it well enough..