I'm ready ..
The post brought my Ketchum Hog Shoulder Slapper and a big 500ml of Tattoo ink. The spikes are over half an inch long. All I am going to do now is change the letters to CHAV and have it "to hand" by the back door - the first scumbag through will get it sharply applied to the forehead...
And here is a picture of my equipment with the slap - with six letters, the inking pad and the large tin of ink - being a traditionalist I went for the wooden handled one rather than the fancy "tactical" stainless steel...
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Well! That couldn't be construed as a bludgeon because it is not blunt.
I imagine my ex-wife trying to make her way in (again). What 5 letter word would be appropriate?
think rymes with Rich.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 8, 2005 11:25 AM
Meant to ask: is your hog-slapper self-inking?
I say that because it may be a tad difficult to be fiddling with the inkpot lid while Johnny Burglar is breaking your door down.
Posted by: Kim du Toit | February 8, 2005 5:19 PM