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BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Lovable Scousers, eh? Always up for a laugh! - Jesus, keep me safely away from any woman who can do that..


There's a joke in there somewhere about spitting and swallowing...

That's just Mr E, any woman could do that if pushed far enough.
Never get between a woman and her chocolate...

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