Abfall Macht Frei
Residents of Croydon, south London, have been told that the microchips being inserted into their new wheely bins may well be adapted so that the council can judge whether they are producing too much rubbish.
If the technology suggests that they are, errant residents may be visited by officials bearing advice on how they might "manage their rubbish more effectively".
Ve notice you have been buying Lard again, and these tomatoes are GM. Come vith us and we will re-educate you....