What do bears do in the woods?
The MSM seems to have been shocked and dismayed that the new Pope is a Catholic and not a woolly liberal agnostic so they are now facing a second shock in that Tony Blair is being exposed as a liar.
Michael Howard has opened up a new front in the second half of the election campaign with his most direct attacks yet on Tony Blair's honesty and trustworthiness.
Asked if he was calling the prime minister a liar, Mr Howard said "yes"
For the second day running he has accused the prime minister of being a liar.
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