The Emperor's clothes
Shhh! Pass on the whisper as swiftly as possible:
"The Emperor cannot manage climate whatever he does. He has no clothes!"
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And that, folks, is the butt-naked truth. One long-known by Old King Cnut (for it is he). Even if Emperor Blair were to close every factory, ground every aircraft, shut down every power plant, crush every vehicle, and plunge 4 billion people worldwide into poverty, climate would still change, and often dramatically. Shhhh! 'He has nothing at all on!' And we all know those toadying lords of the bedchamber.
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