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Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!

Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.

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The Hippopotamus Song
Words by Michael Flanders
Music by Donald Swann and Michael Flanders

A bold Hippopotamus was standing one day
On the banks of the cool Shalimar.
He gazed at the bottom as it peacefully lay
By the light of the evening star.
Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair
His fair Hippopotamine maid.
The Hippopotamus was no ignoramus
And sang her this sweet serenade.

Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.

The fair Hippopotamus he aimed to entice,
From here seen on the hilltop above,
As she hadn't got a ma to give her advice,
Came tip-toeing down to her love.

Like thunder the forest re-echoed the sound
Of the song that they sang as they met.
His enamorata adjusted her garter
And lifted her voice in duet.

Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.

Now more Hippopotami began to convene
On the banks of that river so wide.
I wonder now what am I to say of the scene
That ensued by the Shalimar side?

They dived all at once with an ear-splitting splash,
Then rose to the surface again,
A regular army of Hippopotami
All singing this haunting refrain.

Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.

Comments

What? Have the ladies left? ’Avin’ a barf after all that exercise?

Poor Piggy crawling in the dirt
Life is getting worse for Piggy!!
Always having dirt to play around in.


I'm sure he was much happier with ladies ;-)

Don't worry - the ladies are still with him - can't a chap have a bath in private? Just getting himself spruced up for an evening of romance with the Ladies.

It just ain't the same without Donald Swan on the piano.

Never mind, wonderful song all the same.

Any pork going some time? I'll mail you privately.

Oooooh... bacon.

Is that one of the piglets now grown?

No - those piglets all went the way of all flesh - in fact I have just had some lovely Bacon! This is Patrick the unrelated boy I brought in to do the business so we can make bacon again!

Ah, Flanders and Swann - Transport of delight!

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