What are they on?
The plan to ban drinking on public transport is reportedly on a list of 40 proposals aimed at tackling anti-social behaviour and binge drinking.
The list is also said to include the introduction of respect "sheriffs" in each community
Drunks on trains are drunks who got on drunk - very hard to get drunk on the £3 a can warm lager you can only buy after enduring a Muscovian queue to be served by Stalin's Auntie..
But I like the idea of Respect Sheriffs, I think I'll apply; the black hat, the well worn oil-cloth Duster coat and the .357, yep I could wander down the road demanding respect.....