Ted Heath - Gosh I miss him
Idly looking at a decent length of rope I have hanging in the barn I realised how much I miss Ted Heath - he was so reliable and it saved so much time. On any issue one only had to find out his views and then take the opposite for you to be right. Never failed. And no one seems to have stepped up to the mark - obviously absolute moonbats don't count, Heseltine is a close run thing, Portillo is veering that way, Ken Clarke is almost there but has said one or two sensible things, whether he believes them or not. Am I missing anyone? Am I wasting my time oiling the rope?