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Pinch my Nipples*

Telegraph | News | Blair ready to surrender EU rebate with no payback

C'mon kids, sing along!

(Chorus)
Roll me over in the clover
Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

*
- Why "Pinch my Nipples?

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a
refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on a special
offer. Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager. In front of a
growing crowd of customers the manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am
what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he
can't give her a refund because she bought it on a special offer. Once
again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!"

As a result the crowd gets even bigger! In shock, the store manager pleads
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman yells, "BECAUSE, I
LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!" The crowd broke
into applause and her money was quickly refunded.

Comments

I'm not really understanding the "rebate" Stepping back though, I've got to wonder if this(EU) is how France will finally conquer Great Britain.

I can't understand the penchant some have to cede authority to some international body. People here in the states that constanly look for an OK from the the UN mystify me.

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