Things NOT to do before you die
Here's a few things I have never done and have no intention of ever doing:
Go to Ikea
Buy the Guardian
Go to a Gym
Play a Round of Golf
Vote Liberal Democrat
Be Buggered
Snorkel
Swim with Dolphins
Bungee Jump
Ride in a Rolls Royce sober
Spend a week in Paris
Backtrack in Thailand
Eat Sheep's Eyes
Read Proust
Listen to a Coldplay Album
I could go on, but would like to hear yours...
Comments
Confession time: I have done four of those things. One of them on the Great Barrier Reef.
Posted by: Mark Holland | December 22, 2005 8:59 AM
Mark,
How did you get the golf clubs out to the reef? I can honestly put my hand up to going to the gym, but that's all.
How about these for the list:
Getting a piercing anywhere but in the ear
Watching a Michael Moore movie
Go on a diet
Go on an "eco-tourism" holiday
Drink Swiss wine (OK I have done this, but I advise everyone else to put it on their list)
Play poker with someone named after one of the United States
RM
Posted by: The Remittance Man | December 22, 2005 12:40 PM
Everything on your list except for one*
Wear a Laura Ashley dress
Watch Coronation Street
Wear white stilettos
Date a chav
*I happen to quite like Ikea...
Posted by: Misty | December 22, 2005 2:10 PM
If you can't find satisfaction and a few thrills spending a week in Paris you're lost. Cynicism has rotted your mind. Alas!
Posted by: hopkins | December 22, 2005 2:58 PM
Get a piercing anywhere, including the ear :-)
Say "no thanks, I'll just have a salad"
Buy any form of alco-pop (including for someone else)
Enter the kind of pub that has bright colours, loud music and sells lager.
Buy vegetable "suet" (what kind of plant has kidneys?)
Posted by: Sam | December 22, 2005 8:48 PM
Get a piercing anywhere, including the ear :-)
Say "no thanks, I'll just have a salad"
Buy any form of alco-pop (including for someone else)
Enter the kind of pub that has bright colours, loud music and sells lager.
Buy vegetable "suet" (what kind of plant has kidneys?)
Posted by: Sam | December 22, 2005 8:49 PM
hey! don't knock buggery
Posted by: the bugger | December 23, 2005 11:37 PM
hey! don't knock buggery
Posted by: the bugger | December 23, 2005 11:38 PM