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Things NOT to do before you die

Here's a few things I have never done and have no intention of ever doing:
Go to Ikea
Buy the Guardian
Go to a Gym
Play a Round of Golf
Vote Liberal Democrat
Be Buggered
Snorkel
Swim with Dolphins
Bungee Jump
Ride in a Rolls Royce sober
Spend a week in Paris
Backtrack in Thailand
Eat Sheep's Eyes
Read Proust
Listen to a Coldplay Album

I could go on, but would like to hear yours...

Comments

Confession time: I have done four of those things. One of them on the Great Barrier Reef.

Mark,

How did you get the golf clubs out to the reef? I can honestly put my hand up to going to the gym, but that's all.

How about these for the list:

Getting a piercing anywhere but in the ear
Watching a Michael Moore movie
Go on a diet
Go on an "eco-tourism" holiday
Drink Swiss wine (OK I have done this, but I advise everyone else to put it on their list)
Play poker with someone named after one of the United States

RM

Everything on your list except for one*
Wear a Laura Ashley dress
Watch Coronation Street
Wear white stilettos
Date a chav


*I happen to quite like Ikea...


If you can't find satisfaction and a few thrills spending a week in Paris you're lost. Cynicism has rotted your mind. Alas!

Get a piercing anywhere, including the ear :-)
Say "no thanks, I'll just have a salad"
Buy any form of alco-pop (including for someone else)
Enter the kind of pub that has bright colours, loud music and sells lager.
Buy vegetable "suet" (what kind of plant has kidneys?)

Get a piercing anywhere, including the ear :-)
Say "no thanks, I'll just have a salad"
Buy any form of alco-pop (including for someone else)
Enter the kind of pub that has bright colours, loud music and sells lager.
Buy vegetable "suet" (what kind of plant has kidneys?)

hey! don't knock buggery

hey! don't knock buggery

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