I think it is time that we had a poetry competition here - so a prize for the best Haiku or Clerihew on David Cameron.
Prize will be a suitable amount of Alcohol if I can arrange it.
Three lines, 5,7,5 syllables per line - so David Cameron fits either the first or third line.
Thinks we need another posh
New Labour Tory
They are four lines long.
The first and second lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other.
The first line names a person, and the second line ends with something that rhymes with the name of the person.
If it will be Brown
or Dave Cameron
I'm sure you can do better...