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Understanding Women

I came in from a windy cold day out hedgeplanting, face red and tight from the weather.
"Darling, you ought to put some moisturiser on that." Mrs Englishman exclaimed.
"Daddy, do you want to eat some dead stuff?" Elder Englishette asked.
I only took one of the suggestions - what a great girl!


I'd have taken both suggestions. nice family

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