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Telegraph | News | Schools alarmed over orange pips
Orange pips and plum stones have become the latest concern for health and safety enthusiasts, a report reveals.
Some schools, which are giving out free fruit to their pupils under a health initiative funded by the Scottish Executive, believe that fruits with pips are dangerous and so are avoiding them.
So no more counting rhymes as the stones are arranged around the bowl. Stick to the deep fried Mars Bars - they are much safer...