Mustapha Shag
Muslims offended again - Little Man in a Toque reports:
Yesterday, the erotic retailer Ann Summers unveiled Miss B as the "face" of its new range of products. Not 24 hours later, she finds herself on the front line of Islamic protest after Muslim leaders discovered that the range includes a new blow-up doll, called "Mustafa Shag". Unfortunately, Mustafa was one of the names given to the Prophet Mohamed. Bestowing it upon, in the words of its catalogue, "an inflatable escort for your hen-night adventures" is considered highly offensive.
Laugh - I haven't laughed so much since Abu Hamza scratched his arse with his wrong hand!
I think this is Emma B rather than Mustapha Shag but so what, Ding Dong!
Comments
If Muslims had grown up reading about the exploits of Mustapha Million in Whizzer and Chips then they would probably appreciate the humour a bit more.
Posted by: Toque | February 10, 2006 8:48 AM
What about Mustapha Camel?
Posted by: Mr Free Market | February 10, 2006 1:01 PM
Way ahead of you!
http://blognorregis.blogspot.com/2006/02/mustafa-shag.html
Posted by: Mark Holland | February 10, 2006 3:23 PM
Might I suggest this in these grey days.
Posted by: matthew | February 10, 2006 5:41 PM
Bollocks: this, http://duffandnonsense.typepad.com/duff_nonsense/2006/02/my_dear_reggie_.html
Posted by: matthew | February 10, 2006 5:43 PM
Ah Gareth, a blast from the past!
Posted by: wonkotsane | February 12, 2006 3:04 PM
Don't forget that muhammed the peace upon him maybe the last true prophet from Allah
Allh who we all belive on him ,Jewish & Christian
plz try to know and understand the latest message from Allah if u really belive on and if u still human not animals just eat and drink and sex ,
rememmber that we all live to die and if u really understand how ur design is by great exact
to live and buld thinking and know u will find that u not here by luck or here for nothing
we all belive in the other life somehow but wheres our open mind to understand
muslims not say that we have the only true muslime invite al the ppl to tell the true but muslims know whers the true cause we know about Allah who u could knew.
at last u have to know that muslims don't hate ppl cause they are not muslim but the hate the ppl who don't like them to be muslims and fight them so i think it's logical to defence even kill themself.
Posted by: osera | February 21, 2008 5:11 AM
This pic is to mohhammed??? damn you shit heads and this is coming from a 10 year old
Posted by: amar | February 28, 2008 9:21 PM
sorry for calling you shit heads but this is offensive and sex beer getting drunk is not the message all the prophets and allah have been trying to tell us..jewish christanity islam is supposed to be like 1 religion b/c it folows the ibrahimi religion
Posted by: amar | February 28, 2008 9:24 PM
NEVER SPEAK TOWARDS ISLAM UNLESS YOU KNOW ABOUT ISLAM!!!!!!!!!!!. CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Rai | August 9, 2008 1:19 PM
u all r jobless stupid pussy dikheads.... passin judgment to each other without knowing nothin !! meaningly like a bunch of dirty shit eating pigs!
Posted by: bulbhead | September 18, 2008 4:57 PM