Tales from the Tap Room
So we gathered at the Pub last night and with a Welshman present we soon got onto Bill, our local farmer, and his Adopt a Sheep For Meat website - hurry up and do it as soon there will only be the ugly ones left.
The other day Bill came into the pub after a long day of rounding up his sheep on the Downs above the village.
Old Ray looked up from his pint and said "Funny name that is for a dog."
Bill: "What?"
"Could hear you calling your sheepdog from all round the village. My Missus noted it as well, as I said, a strange name for a dog that is."
"What name?"
"Cunt"