Danger UXB - in my kitchen cupboard..
The Lyle's Black Treacle 
has this fearsome warning on it,
and the "Best Before" date seems a while ago,
Oh, what to do? Any suggestions?
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An Englishman's Castle
Bashing Bogusmongers from behind the barbed wire.
Comments
If you heat the body of the tin, it will expand. Thus, the lid will be easier to remove.
Posted by: nbc | March 21, 2006 10:13 AM
Get Mrs Englishman to do it - even easier & that way you dont have to get up off the sofa of sloth
Posted by: Mr Free Market | March 21, 2006 10:21 AM
Shake well and lob through the door of your nearest mosque.
Posted by: Robert | March 21, 2006 12:31 PM
Surely you have some plaster cracks that need patching around the farm....
...and don't call me Shirley.
Posted by: trainer | March 21, 2006 6:41 PM
Get as far away from the tin as possible, NOW! I've been attacked by one of them (in the days when they didn't put such warnings on them I might add) and it was not a pleasant experience.
I had a red mark across the bridge of my nose for days, and it too me almost as long to get the f*cking stuff out of my hair. The kitchen ceiling was also in a sorry stateas were the dogs who went into a state of shock too. I am not making this up - get as far away from the tin as possible, and call the Bomb Squad!
Posted by: Misty | March 21, 2006 9:25 PM
Christmas present for your German relatives? err just kidding.
Posted by: MP | March 21, 2006 10:17 PM
heat it up and shoot it.
Posted by: klu01dbt | March 22, 2006 3:44 PM