The head of the herd was calling ...
Far, far away
They met one night in the silver light
On the road to Mandalay
So Charlie the Safety Elephant packed his trunk ...
BBC NEWS | Politics | Clarke insists 'I will not quit'
The home secretary says he will not resign after it emerged 1,023 foreign prisoners had been freed without being considered for deportation.
Charles Clarke said he did not know where most of the inmates, who include three murderers and nine rapists, were.
Not just evil, but also incompetent; I do hope he goes before the Blogger bash tomorrow evening as it would add to the general gaiety of the event.
Paxo faced him down with the cost of £380 million to keep foreigners in our gaols and then the sheer stupidity of forgetting to deport the scum when they get out. Maybe in their desire to criminalise everybody else in the UK they have lost the ability to distinguish between the good guys and the bad guys.
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And trundled back to the jungle
Off he went with a trumpety-trump
Trump, trump, trump