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Moon Phases :: Calendars

You may notice a little moon phase graphic over on the right - I have been noticing the phases for over twenty years now, and still wear a watch of that age which shows them.
It stems from when I was a lonely young bachelor. My main squeeze S****** was hot but moody and so in the lonely weeks I started seeing S...... . An old college friend, Sxxxxx, staying at my place as he worked on the farm noted that S****** was in phase with the moon and so if I used my brain to think with, for a change, I would be able to predict her behaviour. And it worked; S****** for full and waning moons, S....... for new and waxing! I was like a dog with two dicks! And then S------ turned up as well and she was worth paying attention to; and the other two Ss phases started to coincide and it all became a bit of a mess. But that is another story.....

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"...the other two Ss phases started to coincide and it all became a bit of a mess."

Ahhh... the dreaded "sync". The curse [sic] of mankind.

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