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Wedding rings reduce male power and develop impotence - Pravda.Ru

A wedding ring, which many men constantly wear on the fourth finger, may initiate a variety of sexual disorders and eventually end up with partial or even complete impotence. A recent research work conducted by Belarussian scientists revealed that widespread beliefs of losing strong virility after many years of wearing the wedding ring on the ring finger are based on certain scientific reasons.
”Any educated person probably may remember the so-called right hand screw rule from the course of physics: when the electric conductor moves into a closed circuit, the self-induction EMF (electromotive force) with a certain vector occurs in it. Similarly, the nerves in human fingers can be compared to the conductor, while the wedding ring acts like a closed circuit.
”If a finger is placed in the ring circuit, the latter intensifies the flow of specific energy in the finger. Some people may probably know that the so-called kidney meridian passes the fourth finger. The energy flows to the Swadhishthana charka (Self or Own Abode) which supervises the urogenital system and the sexual sphere to a certain extent.
”If a man takes his wedding ring off periodically, the positive effect of the energy current on the sexual sphere manifests itself explicitly. However, if a man wears the ring all the time, the situation may change for the worse."

Comments

That must be why rings in the pen-fifteen are so popular!

:o)

Take the advice of Rabelais and wear Hans Carver's ring.

Hmm, I wonder if there is an EMF effect on left-handed wankers.

Is it just coincidence or a dastardly advertising deed. The ads at the top of the page as I read this are:
Magnetic stainless rings
Magnetic bracelets
Stop tingling hands
nature cures stop aging

Chakras? This is blatantly New Age rubbish.

"If a man takes his wedding ring off periodically, the positive effect of the energy current on the sexual sphere manifests itself explicitly."

Or perhaps men hat take off wedding rings are likely to be having affairs and thus more sex...

Hmmm. They don't mention anything about getting whacked with a steam iron (pointy end) while sleeping...which would be the first response of my wife when she saw me without a wedding ring.

But men who wear wedding rings are foreigners, aren't they?

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