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The Great Chilli Cook off

All is ready for today's great Chilli Cook-off - except perhaps the pub chef's entry. He ordered some Red Chillies and some green ones from his suppliers in his broad Scottish accent. They sent back a message that they didn't have any green ones and had substituted some extra red ones. So he ended up with a double quantity of Red Cherries - should be interesting!



Very interesting, indeed!


In estuawial, chilli and cherry are near-identical. But in Glaswegian?

Apologies: it must have been crude racial stereotyping that made me assume that when you referred to a broad Scottish accent, you meant Glaswegian.


You mean all Scots don't sound like Billy Conolly?


RM, awa' fuck yersel', my dear chap.

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