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I may start flying again

Neil Gaiman

The TSA list of permitted and prohibited items

Toothpaste is out.
Hairgel is out.
"Topical or rash creams" are out.
Lip gels are out.
Shampoos and conditioners are out.
Personal lubricants are... just fine.

I blink. I find I'm suddenly unsure whether or not that means exactly what I'm certain it does mean, so I google "personal lubricants" and yes, it's talking about exactly what I think it's talking about. Up to 4 oz. of personal lubricants are just fine.... practically the only liquid you can take with you onto a plane.

4 oz - enough for a short flight anyway....


Probably a favour to the flight attendents

This is even more bizarre: Toy Transformer Robots allowed in hand luggage!

Well I'm off to Las Vegas on Sunday and feel so better now I'll have my Transformer to protect me ;-)

To 'ease your entry' into the Mile High Club.

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