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Don't call me Deer...

Sex with dead deer not illegal, lawyer argues | The Register

The defence lawyer of a Wisconsin man charged with having sex with a dead deer is claiming he's innocent of any wrongdoing - because a "crimes against sexual morality" statute prohibits sex with animals, but fails to mention carcasses, The Duluth News Tribune reports.
Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior, was arrested on "a misdemeanour charge of sexual gratification with an animal" after indulging in intercourse with said deceased deer on 11 October..

Interpreting the statue to exclude carcasses would, moreover, "also exclude freshly killed animals", Boughner insisted. This, in turn, "could lead to people who commit such acts with animals to kill them".

Boughner's latter point seems to be backed up by Hathaway's previous form, which saw him in April 2005 plead "no contest to one felony charge of mistreatment of an animal for the shooting death of Bambrick, a 26-year-old horse, to have sex with the animal".

The results of this case are being watched with interest in Pewsey, and the wildlife is looking worried..


After reading this I find I have feelings of sadism, bestiality and necrophilia. Am I flogging a dead horse?

Was he a Republican Political Candidate?

No, he was a progressive from WU in Madison, WI. Seems all progressive birds around Madison are political lesbians. What's a bloke to do?

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