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A tale of pigs and rampant rabbits...

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There is another old country skill being lost to mechanisation, old Jed and his knarled old fingers and little rub of Boar taint behind his ears will soon be out of work, you can't expect a machine to bring a sow on heat as well as a skilled artisan, can you?

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Can I do this at home?

I had to retire when me back gave out. There's no one to take my place as the young uns are all farming skunk in their bedrooms.
Can't say I blame em either, skunk don't need stimulating apparently

Yeah, but Old Jed did all that for his ummm personal pleasure, methinks.

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