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Just one more reform.....

Visitors from Mars would be bemused by EU, says Cameron
David Cameron will pledge tomorrow to work with like-minded politicians to create a new European Union — one that he thinks will work for Britain and the world rather than immerse itself in distractions such as the constitution.

In one of his most important speeches since becoming Tory leader, the Tory leader will signal the start of a new engagement by his party with Europe, reforming it from the inside so that it moves from uniformity to diversity and from being an inward-facing bureaucracy to an outward-facing association of states. It would be one which devotes its energies to matters such as global warming, world poverty and creating a dynamic economy.

The same old story yet again, John Major used to bang on about reforming the EU from the inside. It is like Charlie Kennedy saying he hasn't got a problem, one more little drink and then he will never do it again. Drunks, cheating husbands and the Eu are unreformable, ignore their morning after pleadings and kick them out.

The EU reform plan - a soliloquy by "Tammy" Cameron

Sometimes its hard to be a politician
Giving all your love to just one plan
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a plan
Stand by your plan....


Perhaps DC could join the Taliban and persuade them to become fluffy liberals too?

Drunks are actually reformable - Alcoholics Anonymous and all. When Bureaucrats Anonymous comes around, maybe EU would too...

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