Celebrating Mr Broon's Heritage
Gordon Broon is considerin' creatin' a new "british day" tae celebrate traditional national values an' th' best ay home-groon culture, accordin' tae laboor ceilidh soorces. Gordon Broon believes a greater sense ay national identity is necessary in an era ay globalisation the idea coods be floated durin' his first 100 days as prime minister as part ay a personal drife tae build a greater sense ay patriotism. Mr Broon, fa will tak' ower as prime minister oan juin 27, has sit stoatin stair oan th' idea ay celebratin' "britishness" in a series ay speeches in preparation fur takin' ower at nae 10.
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