Going Postal
Royal Mail wrote to a Sussex woman asking her to trim her bush on health and safety grounds.
The lavender bush in her garden was said to make it difficult for her postie to get to her letterbox but Mrs Marie Zadeh said the request was absurd. She said it may simply be because it had been in flower but could see no reason why it might prove a hazard to a postal worker.
Royal Mail said they regretted the inconvenience it may have caused but said the bush was overgrown and posed a hazard.
It is unclear whether Mrs Zadeh has timmed (sic) her bush. Or whether she has dyed it...