Where's the Piano Wire when you need it?
The Live Earth concerts take place tomorrow with a series of gigs across the globe broadcast live on the internet.
Organised by Al Gore, the environmental crusader and former United States vice president, the star-studded concerts are being held to highlight the threat of climate change.
Madonna will headline the concert at London's Wembley Stadium.
Sometimes I'm glad I live far from the Great Wen - to my London readers - enjoy! I can't make up my mind as to which event will be more drug addled...
I will be making do with the village flower show and a few pints of local Wadworth's Beer.