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Christmas lights under threat - Telegraph

This year councils must use a pressure gauge to individually test every bolt holding a cable or light fitting to a wall.

Only fully insured professionals can hang the lights and workers must use expensive hydraulic platforms to do the job because ladders are not deemed safe.

Not nearly as unsafe as the rope and tree I am assembling for the elfin safety officers...


Actually the recommended gallows is a lamp-post - so much easier to hang ropes from.

Alan Douglas

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