Free Sweeties for all north of the border
The public services ''apartheid" between England and Scotland has widened again as Scottish ministers pledged to abolish all prescription charges north of the border...
The move was cited as the starkest example yet of the "unfairness" of the current funding arrangement, with English taxpayers forced to pay towards improvements to health care and education available only in Scotland.
In the immortal words of Scottie; "Captain, I cannae hold it much longer! I cannae push her any further or she'll explode!"