Trick or Treat
I have just come home waving a bloody red hand like Heremon O'Neill about to claim Ulster - well at least I know the chainsaw is sharp now! My delightful children thought this was a fantastic Halloween joke and are rolling around the floor still in hysterics. Luckily Mrs FM was taking tea with my wife to give me an appropriate amount of sympathy....
(The bleeding has stopped, no real damage done, thanks for asking.)