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Blog Post Dated: November 24, 2007 11:27 AM | Permalink
"At the official enquiry into the government obesity epidemic, Ms. Smith reveals how many inches she can pinch".
Ian B |
November 24, 2007 11:51 PM
Honestly millibrat tells everyone he's got one this big, but take it from me, milli by name milli by nature, well more like a small cocktail sausage really ....
November 25, 2007 1:05 AM
"I'm well and truly in the tradition of macho Home Secretaries".
Alan Douglas |
November 25, 2007 8:39 AM
"You're this close to being put under House Arrest Mr Englishman"
November 25, 2007 9:08 PM
"Upon discovery by the press that the Home Secretary smoked cannabis, Miss Smith indicated she was 'only THIS much stoned' to give her the necessary insight into the government review of the UK Drugs strategy. Miss Smith then inquired whether members of the press present could provide her with any brownies."
November 26, 2007 1:30 AM
"There are two of them; they're about this big in diameter, they're round, flat plastic with a shiny silver layer in the middle, and a hole in the centre. There are two of them, and they may be in an envelope marked 'For Someone at the Audit Office'. And can HMRC have them back, please?"
Robin Wilton |
December 3, 2007 6:12 PM
" I was so chonged last night, I had a bifta this long!"
January 26, 2009 4:21 PM
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