Catholics - The Bloody Question
Roman Catholics have overtaken Anglicans as the country's dominant religious group. More people attend Mass every Sunday than worship with the Church of England.. This means that the established Church has lost its place as the nation's most popular Christian denomination after more than four centuries of unrivalled influence following the Reformation.
Whilst that Fenian Fawkes may welcome this, as a true Englishman I retain a vestigial distrust of Papists, though I'm far too modern and liberal to mention it. As William Cecil asked; who they would support if the Pope invaded the country - Pope or Queen? And this was their downfall every time. This question became known as, "The Bloody Question", as there was really only one answer that a true Catholic could give. But as Stalin asked; How many armoured divisions has the Pope got? The Papacy, with its idolatry of the Virgin Mary with her blue flag and twelve golden stars, is no longer the threat it was. The Bloody Question we should ask now is not of Catholics but of Euro Fedarists, such as the Traitor Blair; who would they support if the EU invaded the country?