Zero tolerance for w***ers and jobsworths
The leaked manual for inspectors checking on rubbish put out by householders even gives hints on how to tell if a resident is getting angry.
The inspectors should look out for “changes in breathing patterns, the throbbing vein in the temple, the opening and closing of their fists.”
If they are shouted at, the leaked manual advises them to say: “I am not prepared to carry on this interview whilst you are calling me a w***er and a jobsworth.”
The inspectors will dish out fines if people leave their bin lid open or put out rubbish on the wrong day.
The manual shows councils are braced for a backlash. It also suggests that “waste put out at the wrong time can count as fly-tipping”. Inspectors are told to use surveillance and “communications data” to target families who break the rules.
The manual declares: “It is recommended that a policy of zero tolerance should be adopted.”
Yes, I intend to show zero tolerance of state snoopers who believe in tapping our phones and spying on us in their green zealotry.