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Zero tolerance for w***ers and jobsworths

Bin Inspectors
The leaked manual for inspectors checking on rubbish put out by householders even gives hints on how to tell if a resident is getting angry.

The inspectors should look out for “changes in breathing patterns, the throbbing vein in the temple, the opening and closing of their fists.”

If they are shouted at, the leaked manual advises them to say: “I am not prepared to carry on this interview whilst you are calling me a w***er and a jobsworth.”

The inspectors will dish out fines if people leave their bin lid open or put out rubbish on the wrong day.

The manual shows councils are braced for a backlash. It also suggests that “waste put out at the wrong time can count as fly-tipping”. Inspectors are told to use surveillance and “communications data” to target families who break the rules.

The manual declares: “It is recommended that a policy of zero tolerance should be adopted.”

Yes, I intend to show zero tolerance of state snoopers who believe in tapping our phones and spying on us in their green zealotry.

Comments

(1) Locate nearest lamppost/tree/other tall object with suitable cross-member within easy dragging distance of front/rear entrance to property as appropriate.

(2) Buy a length of rope strong enough to support the weight of a fully grown male of length equal to 3 X height of above cross-member from ground.

(3) Make noose large enough to slip easily over an adult human's head and secure to rope with slip-knot strong enough to support .

(4) Coil noose and rope and keep within easy reach.

(5) Await visit of council inspector.

As an alternative, sharpen the tines (points) of a garden fork with a metal file suitable for bayonetting kidneys of retreating official.

"If they are shouted at, the leaked manual advises them to say: “I am not prepared to carry on this interview whilst you are calling me a w***er and a jobsworth.”"

Interview..? Since when were they given powers to force people to be interviewed..? Slam the door in their face!

Surely in a liberal democracy it shouldn't be necessary to prepare state agents on how to deal with potentially violent resistance. Especially over something as banal as refuse collection.

Posted by: The Remittance Man | February 4, 2008 6:27 AM
"Surely in a liberal democracy it shouldn't be necessary to prepare state agents on how to deal with potentially violent resistance."

Meneer Remittance

The "UK" is no longer a liberal democracy - merely a vassal state of the emerging EUSSR/Eurabia. Local Authority Officials are in the front line when it comes to enforcing EU waste recycling targets imposed on us through DEFRA.

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