The Olympics Kill Santa
China has cracked down on foreign visitors lest they disrupt the Olympics. Indeed, the West faces a shortage of kitsch this Christmas because the bulk of its decorations and many of the cheap toys exported from China are bought in Yiwu, and unless orders are placed very soon it will be too late.
As much as hate the pink fluffy tat that fills The Castle it makes the Englishettes happy at not too heavy a cost to my threadbare wallet. Unlike the fascist celebration of drugs and freaks that will pollute our airwaves at some stage this summer.