npower - twats - kiddie exploiters - control freaks....
little disturbed by the latest campaign to be fronted by energy company npower.
In a luridly-designed website, mimicking the style of "yoof" cartoons, it offers a bundle of downloads, including a pack of "climate crime cards", urging its recruits to spy on families, friends and relatives, inviting each of them to build up a "climate crime case file" in order to help them ensure their putative criminals do not "commit those crimes again (or else)!"
In a system which has echoes of Hitler's Deutsches Jungvolk movement, and the Communist regime Pioneers, perhaps successful graduates can work up to becoming block wardens, then street and district "climate crime Führers", building a network of spies and informers.
I would join in but the tossers at npower - (why don't you invest in a caps lock key you twats) - insist:
5. If you would like to link to this Website, you may only do so on the basis that you link to, but do not replicate, the home page or other relevant page of this Website, and subject to the following conditions: ..your website does not contain content that is distasteful, offensive or controversial,...
6. npower expressly reserves the right to revoke the right granted in paragraph 5 for breach of these terms and to take any action it deems appropriate.
What you going to do? Send some of your kiddies round?