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Cross me at your peril, Brown warns plotters - Times Online

Gordon Brown returns to the fray tomorrow after a three-week break with a plan designed to show that he is the politician best placed to lead Britain through the downturn, and that he is ready to take on his critics.

But Mr Brown has been planning his relaunch without knowing whether the plotters seeking to remove him from office will strike again over the next few weeks.

Oh good, the silly season is over and the autumn schedules return -

Starring:

Gordon Brown as John Ross "J.R." Ewing Jr.
Eldest son of Jock and Miss Ellie.
David Miliband as Bobby James Ewing
Youngest son of Jock and Miss Ellie.
Cherie Blair as Eleanor "Miss Ellie" Southworth Ewing Farlow
Jock's wife, whose family owned Southfork Ranch originally.
Tony Blair as John Ross "Jock" Ewing, Sr.
Founder of Ewing Oil and head of the Ewing family.
Harriet Harman as Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing
J.R.'s long-suffering alcoholic wife.
Caroline Flint as Pamela Jean Barnes Ewing
Bobby's wife, who is forced to act as a buffer between the two feuding families.
Hazel Blears as Lucy Ann Ewing Cooper
Gary & Val's daughter. Saucy granddaughter of Jock and Miss Ellie.
Ed Balls as Cliff Barnes
Pam's brother, whose schemes are aimed directly against the Ewings, specifically J.R.
Alastair Darling as Raymond "Ray" Krebbs (1978-1988)
Ranch foreman; Jock's illegitimate son.

Comments

Who shot JR?

Can it be me please?

NO, no, you've got it all wrong. Tony B Liar is the slimy oily stuff that comes out of the holes in the ground near southfork.

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