Gov Orders Children to Have Happy Thoughts
The weather is grim, the economy is in a mess, but ministers believe that they can restore the feelgood factor – by teaching children how to look on the bright side of life.
The government is backing a new project designed to “immunise” youngsters from getting the blues by educating them in the art of happiness at a young age.
Among the ministers who are backing the project are Ed Balls, Ed Miliband and James Purnell, who will give the keynote speech at the Conference on Wellbeing.
The only way those three on a platforn could make me happy was if there were three lengths of rope, a lever and a trap door also involved...