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Traditional lightbulbs banned by EU - Telegraph

Mariangiola Fabbri , World Wildlife Fund energy policy officer, said legislation is needed to ensure energy efficiency.
She said: "Keeping energy efficiency as an optional tool will not lead us towards the much needed 30 per cent greenhouse gas emission reduction by 2020."


Some people may begin stockpiling conventional lightbulbs. But don't worry, we will catch those recidivists when all citizens receive their annual energy audit. Their bulbs will be confiscated and the homeowner charged with crimes against the environment. All comrades must help in this fight. Children will be encouraged to report their parents' environmental crimes. Hail Gaia!

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