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A new addition to our fleet

'Toxic' French aircraft carrier docks in Britain - Telegraph
A former French aircraft carrier containing 700 tonnes of contaminated materials has docked in Britain.

Bloody Garlic gets into everything...

the 32,780-tonne vessel will become the largest ship to be recycled in Europe and will bring jobs to the area, but the project has faced criticism from environmental campaigners.

And what do they suggest we do with it? Turn it into a fireship and head it into Calais?

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"Turn it into a fireship and head it into Calais?"

How about Canary Wharf instead, seeing as Labour are determined to destroy our financial sector by any means possible?

I think they want it to be dumped in the third world. Clearly the best way to decommission these types of ships is in places like Teesside which has the capability to handle it, and Teesside could do with the jobs. These people really are stupid

I'm thinking you could just anchor it next to the Houses of Parliament, filled with some of that agricultural fertilizer you don't own.

In a previous life, I was an efficiency expert.

As Ken Bruce said this morning - "What gave the French the idea of letting the British destroy one of their warships?"


As Ken Bruce said this morning - "What gave the French the idea of letting the British destroy one of their warships?"


Can't it be moored alongside the Houses of Parliament as living accommodation for our honourable members and noble lords and ladies? Plenty of parking spaces on the flight deck.

It would make a great accommodation ship for the honourable members and would do away with their need for a second homes' allowance. Okay, so an asbestos-ridden, old, French warship might be stretching things, but what about little bedsits and studio apartments made available free of charge to MPs? If they wanted something bigger, then they could pay for it. Don't like that idea? Don't go into politics then. Mind you, not sure I'd want to be in the flat next to Jacqui Smith. She looks like a right old snorker! You'd never get a wink of sleep with all those snores coming through the plasterboard.

It would make a great accommodation ship for the honourable members and would do away with their need for a second homes' allowance. Okay, so an asbestos-ridden, old, French warship might be stretching things, but what about little bedsits and studio apartments made available free of charge to MPs? If they wanted something bigger, then they could pay for it. Don't like that idea? Don't go into politics then. Mind you, not sure I'd want to be in the flat next to Jacqui Smith. She looks like a right old snorker! You'd never get a wink of sleep with all those snores coming through the plasterboard.

Open all the internal doors, put a big fucking bomb next the the hull down in the bowels of the ship, tow it out to somewhere very deep and light the touchpaper. Problem solved.

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