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Buttering up Nigella

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Would Nigella Lawson be so keen to sample the delights of her own labours if there was margarine in the mixing bowl?

That's too much for first thing in the morning, a cold shower is needed....

Comments

Margarine is filthy, putrescent stuff. I will not give it house room. There is a margarine factory a mile or so away from my house and when there is a temperature inversion it fills the whole valley with a greasy, nauseating stench. Clearly margarine is not fit for human consumption if it smells like that being made.

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