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Darling Takes the Piss

MPs' expenses: Alistair Darling's claim for help with his tax return - Telegraph

The Chancellor was among nine members of the Cabinet who used publicly funded expenses to pay for an accountant to complete their personal tax returns, The Telegraph can disclose.

I may be in a bad mood tonight as I had to leave the King's Arms early when my old mate Spud had a bladder control accident in front of the bar but the news that the bastards who make the tax rules up, and make advice we need a non allowable expense, charge the taxpayer to ensure their income is free from from tax makes me finger my can of Grinding Paste fondly. I know how I would help Darling understand his tax return - I think a 2.5kg tub might do it..

Chemico Grinding Paste has a lithium grease base, specifically formulated and manufactured solely for Chemico Sales & Overseas Ltd. The high-viscosity, high-temperature lubricant provides inherent shear stability, that is the lubricant remains in place during the grinding operation for the most efficient grinding together with inherent corrosion protection and good sealing properties.
Silicon carbide is one of the hardest abrasives known and the particles are especially sharp. Moreover they are brittle and tend to break up into smaller particles that still retain their sharpness and so continue to work efficiently.

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Would you use a drill press with a half inch wooden dowel charged with the grinding paste to put a nice engine turn finish on his skull and/or ass, or would you just load up an air powered grease gun, insert in an appropriate orifice and pump a full can in?

Shame they weren't so thorough with our council tax.

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