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The Unforseen Consequence of Climate Change

A complete list of things caused by global warming should have a cracker of a new entry...

Climate change is causing a breed of wild sheep in Scotland to shrink, according to research.

Now that is one I didn't know about, I'm converted to the cause...

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Aren't they covered in wool? Must be the rain.

If I read the article correctly, catastrophic climate change is making sheep smaller by not killing small sheep. So in order to make sure the small sheep perish again we should destroy the economy.

Alterntively we could just eat the small sheep with mint sauce and new potatoes and leave the economy as is.

If I read the article correctly, catastrophic climate change is making sheep smaller by not killing small sheep. So in order to make sure the small sheep perish again we should destroy the economy.

Alterntively we could just eat the small sheep with mint sauce and new potatoes and leave the economy as is.

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Tired sarcasm aside, it really does seem to be the new standard template for anything 'paradoxical'.

Of course, if the sheep had become unaccountably larger in size instead, climate change would be responsible for that too.

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