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News from the sharp end

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision - Telegraph

Man cuts off own penis during drunk DIY - Telegraph

Knife crime is on the rise - Telegraph

Sometimes I think I agree that there are whole swathes of the population who shouldn't be trusted with anything sharper than a crayon, but then at least they seem to be doing their best not to breed...


In December 200, a 32-year-old man walked into a chip shop in Edinburgh carrying his penis, which he had just cut off.

Didn't know chippies had been around that long. I suppose it made a change from Mars bars in batter.

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